I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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