bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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