problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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