I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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