That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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