Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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