her vagine was all disorganized.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
you inspire me to be a worse person
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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