All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
tell me about the fingering
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