look no pants
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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