in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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