im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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