2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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