I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I party with great urgency now.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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