do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores