i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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