3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He has the fingertips of a God
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