its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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