sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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