make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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