I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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