what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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