He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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