She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I party with great urgency now.
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