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I don't think brook has ever known best
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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