I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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