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booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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