okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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