I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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