If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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