Do vagina's smell?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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