I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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