He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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