Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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