I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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