Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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