I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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