I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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