"it" just moved
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
