just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
You don't make any sense
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