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Fuck
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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