I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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