You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i think i scared a bird with my dick
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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