Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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