My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.