Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts