im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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