There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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