Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
