Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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