The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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