i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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