found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...