If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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